Four bonus assets to complement the 40 agents.
25 hooks for retention-focused LinkedIn posts and content. Copy, adapt and use.
| # | Hook | Angle | Best For |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Your churn problem isn't your product. It's the third week. | Contrarian | Churn |
| 2 | We stopped asking why users left and started asking when they decided to leave. The two answers were weeks apart. | Data reveal | Churn |
| 3 | Most cancellation flows are begging in disguise, and users can always tell. | Contrarian | Churn |
| 4 | I read 200 exit surveys last month. Eleven different reasons. One root cause. | Data reveal | Churn |
| 5 | The users who churn loudly aren't your biggest problem. The ones who churn silently are. | Myth bust | Churn |
| 6 | If a new user hasn't felt the point of your app in 24 hours, you don't have a churn problem. You have an activation problem. | Bold claim | Activation |
| 7 | We moved one button four centimetres up the screen. Activation rose by a third. | Data reveal | Activation |
| 8 | Nobody churns from your app in month two. They churn from your onboarding in minute two. | Contrarian | Activation |
| 9 | The best onboarding flow I've ever seen has one fewer step than yours. | Bold claim | Activation |
| 10 | Your empty states are doing more damage than your bugs. | Myth bust | Activation |
| 11 | A streak counter is not a habit loop. Most founders confuse the two. | Myth bust | Habit Formation |
| 12 | The app I open every single day has never once sent me a re-engagement email. It never needed to. | Founder story | Habit Formation |
| 13 | Habit isn't built by notifications. It's built by the six seconds after you open the app. | Contrarian | Habit Formation |
| 14 | We didn't add a reward system. We removed three steps between action and payoff, and retention doubled. | Data reveal | Habit Formation |
| 15 | Your most habitual users have never once opened your streak feature. They don't need it. | Myth bust | Habit Formation |
| 16 | We win back more users with one honest email than with five discount codes. | Data reveal | Win-Back |
| 17 | The best win-back campaign I ever wrote didn't offer a discount. It offered an apology. | Founder story | Win-Back |
| 18 | Most win-back emails go to the wrong people, at the wrong time, for the wrong reason. | Contrarian | Win-Back |
| 19 | Dormant users aren't gone. They're waiting for a reason that isn't 50% off. | Myth bust | Win-Back |
| 20 | I looked at 90 days of churned users. A third came back on their own. Nobody asked why. | Data reveal | Win-Back |
| 21 | Your highest LTV users aren't your biggest spenders. They're your most frequent visitors. | Data reveal | LTV Growth |
| 22 | We raised prices twice last year. Churn didn't move. Revenue did. | Founder story | LTV Growth |
| 23 | Upsells fail for the same reason cold outreach fails: right offer, wrong moment. | Contrarian | LTV Growth |
| 24 | Annual plans aren't a pricing tactic. They're a retention tactic wearing a discount. | Myth bust | LTV Growth |
| 25 | The fastest way to grow LTV isn't a new feature. It's a better second purchase. | Bold claim | LTV Growth |
25 quick Claude prompts a founder can run without any of the 40 agents above. Quick wins only.